It Sucks to be You - Wicked Witch Mojo Candle
“Sometimes handling life s problems with sweetness and light just doesn t cut it. You have to take action. Get tough. Speak to those ill-mannered, despicable folks in terms they ll understand. If you don t, they ll just keep making your life a living hell, and reducing it to little more than a miserable existence. And when it gets to the point that you ve had all you can stand - and refuse to put up with any more - give It Sucks To Be You a shot. It s the only thing I ve found that stops the crap right in it s tracks, and does so with immediacy and finality.!”
Words of Mojo: I hold my ground and my fire burns you. You can push and push and push, but you have touched the immovable wall. It sucks to be you, a waste of energy, a fruitless endeavor, for the more you mess with me, the more miserable you’ll be.